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Olhou \u00e0 sua volta e viu que estava sozinho. Observou a nota contra a luz e folheou a B\u00edblia. Depois, olhou de novo \u00e0 sua volta e, rapidamente, tirou a rolha da garrafa e cheirou o conte\u00fado. E, de um gesto, meteu a nota na algibeira, colocou a B\u00edblia debaixo do bra\u00e7o, apanhou a garrafa pelo gargalo e saiu apressadamente da sala, muito alegre.<br \/>\n\u2014 Meu Deus! \u2014 exclamou o pai. \u2014 Ele vai ser pol\u00edtico!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2014 Joana \u2014 disse o orgulhoso pai \u2014, vou saber o que o nosso filho ser\u00e1 quando for crescido&#8230; Observa&#8230; Colocou ent\u00e3o, uma nota de cinquenta euros sobre a mesa, para representar a carreira banc\u00e1ria, ao lado colocou uma B\u00edblia, representando a carreira eclesi\u00e1stica, e junto uma garrafa de u\u00edsque, para representar a vagabundagem. 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