{"id":539,"date":"2021-06-25T23:24:59","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T02:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/resumopolitico.blog.br\/?p=539"},"modified":"2021-07-01T20:16:39","modified_gmt":"2021-07-01T23:16:39","slug":"539","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/resumopolitico.com.br\/?p=539","title":{"rendered":"Lula no hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2><strong>Lula no hospital<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>Lula est\u00e1 fazendo uma visita num hospital. Ele est\u00e1 passando por uma ala acompanhado do diretor do hospital, quando v\u00ea um homem num quarto masturbando-se ferozmente. A situa\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 meio constrangedora, e o presidente pede uma explica\u00e7\u00e3o. O diretor explica: &#8211; Trata-se de uma doen\u00e7a rara. Este paciente produz uma quantidade anormal de esperma e ele \u00e9 obrigado a masturbar-se quatro vezes ao dia para evitar que seus test\u00edculos explodam. O presidente se satisfaz com a resposta e prossegue a visita. Mais adiante, ele v\u00ea um paciente sentado numa cama com uma enfermeira ajoelhada aplicando-lhe uma bela sess\u00e3o de sexo oral. \u2013 Exijo uma explica\u00e7\u00e3o para esta imoralidade num hospital t\u00e3o conceituado como este. O diretor responde: &#8211; Mesmo problema, mas com um Plano de Sa\u00fade melhor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lula no hospital Lula est\u00e1 fazendo uma visita num hospital. Ele est\u00e1 passando por uma ala acompanhado do diretor do hospital, quando v\u00ea um homem num quarto masturbando-se ferozmente. A situa\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 meio constrangedora, e o presidente pede uma explica\u00e7\u00e3o. O diretor explica: &#8211; Trata-se de uma doen\u00e7a rara. Este paciente produz uma quantidade anormal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politica_e_uma_piada"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Lula no hospital - Resumo Pol\u00edtico<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/resumopolitico.com.br\/?p=539\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Lula no hospital - Resumo Pol\u00edtico\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Lula no hospital Lula est\u00e1 fazendo uma visita num hospital. 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